Emily Vance

Howdy lovers - lovely to see you here in the Wild West. I’m Emily. Let’s get to know one another…

Six-plus years in this industry has taught me one thing above all: a great booking isn’t about performance and the “aw yeah baby right there!!”, it’s about ease, flow, and connection. I aim to build a space where you can exhale. Disconnect from the outside world. Connect to the inner one. Genuine intimacy, unhurried time, a flow state... If I’m doing my job right! But honestly - I’ve done this long enough to know how to curate that. As for what I like though? Kissing until we can’t breathe, and foreplay until I’m begging. Pleaseeeee…

A session with me is, nominally, funding the future of women in STEM. I’m slutty Batman. While studying for my Masters by day (absolute geek status confirmed), my true release and cheeky self can be revealed by night in the realms of intimate exploration with you oddballs. Although, that could also be reversed, because I am properly randy in the morning. So feel free to get that 10am slot - I adore a caffeinated romp.

I know booking a provider can feel daunting. Nerves, uncertainty, “am I doing this right?!”. All completely normal, and something I actively work to vaporise from first message through to “Thank you! Come again!”. Boundaries are paramount, both ways, and communication is the key to an amazing time together. So tell me what it is you’re looking for, and I’ll do my best to honour it.

I provide two tiers of service to tailor to your desires:

“The Madam Du Barry” experience - ‘Nice GFE’

A warm, sensual, attentive, and safe GFE. Fully protected, always. Can include toys at your request.

“The Mata Hari” experience - ‘Naughty PSE'

Same warmth, turned all the way up. Includes toys, BBBJ, CIM, & anal play (Greek not included).

No unprotected sex, no Greek, no party bookings - ever. Non-negotiable, no exceptions.